Arrive Beautiful. Leave Ugly.

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

Video Game: Press Start
Me: *presses A*

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

rendigo:

natellite:

WHY DOES THIS CAT LOVE WATER SO MUCH OMG IDIOT

what a baby

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

the-little-plurmaid:

100% in the biiiiiitch.
100% jelly.

Every time I put my hand on the keyboard, it no longer goes to the A S D F letters but instead goes to 1 2 3 4 because I’m always in Play Diablo 3 (RoS) mode. 

nekomarie:

OMGCrossover perfection

nekomarie:

OMG
Crossover perfection

sevenoaksschool:

Yaaas бы

sevenoaksschool:

Yaaas бы

Link Playing The Ocarina Of Time - Legend Of Zelda